Happy Lazy Lesbians

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP dancing together at a masquerade ball. They can both recognize each other, but it’s exciting nonetheless.

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i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

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daintyblackpegasus:

feliciashanay:

thisdayandaige:

I don’t know how true this is (but to be surprised would be foolish), but check it out!

Yeah it’s true.

huh….

Snopes says this does have merit in states that simplify straight ticket voting this way.

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madison-the-vampire-queen:

asamisatotheplaneswalker:

kiichu:

acetucker:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

baconowltimelordflamespond:

vampsie:

2spookydarkkety:

globalsoftpirka:

autobotspookyprime:

I swear tumblr has a post for everything I thought I did was weird but now I feel so normal it almost hurts.

It was usually either a Pokemon or Sonic

Usually Sonic or a man, but I swear I was the only one.

I 

Mine was a dragon.

i saw myself

riding a horse

Dodging? My man tended to be destroying all the roadsigns and mailboxes with chainsaws or katanas or shit.

I did this, but Purtail was the one doing it. (my imaginary Pokemon)

I pictured characters from anime like Inuyasha. Or the Power Puff Girls

i thought i was the only one…

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